Things you don't want to hear in a hospital

The following are things you don't want to hear in a hospital:

1. How do you do that again
2. Where do I poke
3. Oh Shit!!!
4. I can't find a pulse
5. Oops
6. I could swear I could feel a pulse when the patient arrived
7. Ooops!  I didn't know you were on the pot
8. I can't get a blood pressure
9. His blood pressure is dropping
10. Well I've never done that before
11. Well that ain't good

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